Welcome to Outer Heaven... my child.

Well, this my friends is the blog of none other then Adrian Richards, of course that's not my real name and none of the names I will ever post up here are real because of the massive amount of slagging off I'm going to be doing up here. Blogger is my anonymous vent for all the shit that's going on around me and as such, the things I'm going to be saying about people are entirely true but names will be changed to protect the innocent as will other details like adresses, ages and etc.

For example, I could be talking about my friend Eddie Nash who's an accountant working for a fancy club in Soho, 36, married and has three kids and he got into a lethal bust-up pushing his boss, Jon Hughes out of a third floor window, but I could really be talking about a guy who's 11, goes to a school that I may or may not be recieving education from (I could be the creepy guy in a Skoda hanging around the gates of South Camden community school for all you know) and he pushed Jon Hughes down the stairs because Jon stole his lunch money.

However, this is not the case, so when I start talking about my life and things that go on in it then I'll be using different names for locations and people, props will remain the same, age will be different, the only thing will remain untouched is the basic gist of what happened. I do all this to protect my identity and those around me and yet still convey what I believe to be an interesting life. If you want a name to call me, it's Adrian (Addie) Ian Richards.

These are the only things that you will ever know about me:
. I am from within the United Kingdom.
. All of the likes and dislikes for things that I express are true. (If I say that I hate DJ Sammy, I mean that I hate DJ Sammy)
. Anything that I state in these blogs are my opinion and not the opinion of anyone I know or care about. If I say something that offends you or hurts your feelings, I don't want to hear about it, stop visting my blog.

Anyways, stick around. I've got some sticky drama that you evil bloggers are going to LOVE reading about boiling up for the next few days.